3/31/09: I have decided that my life is too awesome. (Its possible. Take my word.) I have also decided that the balance of power has tilted away from me and towards various other things in formulating how happy I am at any given time.
My solution to these problems is "No Fun April." It is what is sounds like. I will be having no fun in the month of April. I will be abstaining from caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, animal products of all variety, orgasms, major chords, first dates, cheering for sports teams that compete near my place of residence, and Saturday morning cartoons. You are free to call me about if you see me partaking in these activities. Some of these abstentions should be particularly painful as I am probably addicted to at least some of those things.
I will also be engaging in activities that are no fun. These include but are not limited to: giving blood, housework and cleaning, flossing and other acts of excessive hygiene, volunteering, retail shopping, organizing things, writing thank you letters, exercising, and self-improvement. Gross.
This is my record of No Fun April. Check back for daily reports about just how soul-deafeningly dull my life is about to become.
My solution to these problems is "No Fun April." It is what is sounds like. I will be having no fun in the month of April. I will be abstaining from caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, animal products of all variety, orgasms, major chords, first dates, cheering for sports teams that compete near my place of residence, and Saturday morning cartoons. You are free to call me about if you see me partaking in these activities. Some of these abstentions should be particularly painful as I am probably addicted to at least some of those things.
I will also be engaging in activities that are no fun. These include but are not limited to: giving blood, housework and cleaning, flossing and other acts of excessive hygiene, volunteering, retail shopping, organizing things, writing thank you letters, exercising, and self-improvement. Gross.
This is my record of No Fun April. Check back for daily reports about just how soul-deafeningly dull my life is about to become.
This is awesome!
ReplyDeleteBut wait:
1) Blogging is fun
2) Making your friends laugh at you is fun
3) Breathing=way fun
...and how can you control whether or not you have an orgasm? Let us not forget dreams of emission.
Also: I'm gonna do the opposite of everything you do.
ReplyDeleteEverytime Conrad doesn't have an orgasm, Andy will have two.
ReplyDeletedoes this include not playing magic?
ReplyDeleteyeah conrad, if you are serious about this you should move to korea.
ReplyDeletealso, this all sounds a lot like one of sue's weird month long plans that she cheats her way through. you love sue.
ReplyDeleteYeah, sue already pointed out that I usually end up exactly copying anything I give her shit about (see turtle necks and south philly). Do have any idea how much better my life would be if i loved sue? Or anybody for that matter i guess.
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